Elvis lebt! Die Sichtungen

• <font color="#800000">Elvis hat JFK erschossen. </font></li>
• <font color="#800000">Als Elvis eine Faszination für Wachsfiguren entwickelte, ließ er mit Hilfe einer Geheimdienst-Organisation ein Double von sich herstellen und es statt seiner in den Sarg legen. </font></li>
• <font color="#800000">Heute verdient er sein Geld als Elvis-Imitator. </font></li>
• <font color="#800000">Vor zwei Jahren besuchte Vickie McDonald die Graceland-Gedenkstätte, stahl sich von der Führung fort und schlich sich in den der Öffentlichkeit eigentlich nicht zugänglichen zweiten Stock. Dort stieß sie auf Beweise, daß Elvis noch lebt: Fotografien, die ihn mit seiner Tochter Lisa Marie zeigen und die vor nicht langer Zeit aufgenommen worden sein müssen. Auf dem Boden lagen eine Levis-Jeans und ein Morgenmantel mit Elvis' Monogramm. Auf dem Nachttisch dampfte noch eine Tasse heißen Kaffees, als habe jemand fluchtartig den Raum verlassen. Vickie fühlte sich die ganze Zeit beobachtet. </font></li>
• <font color="#800000">Elvis lebt heute in einer Kleinstadt in Mississippi. Da die Bewohner sein Geheimnis wahren, zeigt er sich ihnen gegenüber ausgesprochen generös: Die meisten Einwohner des Ortes leben sehr gut, ohne arbeiten zu müssen. </font></li>
• <font color="#800000">Ein Mitarbeiter des städtischen Leichenschauhauses in Washington, D.C., berichtet, vor zwei Jahren sei ein Toter eingeliefert worden, der auf dem Hof eines Gebrauchtwagenhandels gefunden wurde und der Elvis ähnlich sah. Statt daß auf dem üblichen Dienstverfahren die Identitätsfeststellung der Leiche angeordnet wurde, war der Leichnam nur eine Stunde später verschwunden. Als der Mitarbeiter seinen Vorgesetzten darauf ansprach, drohte der: "Sprechen Sie mit keiner Menschenseele über diesen Vorfall. Vergessen Sie ihn!" </font></li>
• <font color="#800000">Hinweise verstärken sich, daß eine Samenbank in den Südstaaten Sperma von Elvis offeriert. </font></li>
• <font color="#800000">Ein anonymer Hinweis aus Fernie, British Columbia: "Ich sah, wie Elvis sich an der Theke eines 7-11 einen Mr. Big-Hamburger und eine Portion Pommes Frites bestellte. 'Elvis' rief ich, 'bist du nicht schon fett genug! Du bist doch sogar schon einmal gestorben!' Er antwortete: 'Wenn du erst mal so alt bist wie ich, kümmert dich dein Gewicht nicht mehr oder ob du an Krebs stirbst. Außerdem wurde ich von Außerirdischen gekidnappt und mit Amphetaminen vollgestopft.' Ich sagte: 'Okay, mach, was du für richtig hältst. Aber wundere dich nicht, wenn du noch einmal stirbst!' Als ich ebenfalls gehen wollte, rief mir die Bedienung nach, ich schulde ihr noch fünf Dollar für sein Essen. Das ist meine Geschichte, und sie ist 100-prozentig wahr ..." </font> </li>

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Letzte Meldung: Elvis lebt – und ist Spion

Gefunden im ‘Kölner Stadt-Anzeiger’Rock ‘n’ Roll-Idol Elvis Presley ist doch nicht tot. Eine 25köpfige ‘Kommission’ ist in Moneta (USA) nach 2½-jähriger Untersuchung zu dieser Ansicht gelangt. Elvis lebe, dürfe sich nur nicht zu erkennen geben. Er verkleide sich, trage falsche Namen und wechsle immer wieder die Wohnsitze, denn –so die sensationellste Erkenntnis der Elvis-Experten– der King ist Top-Geheimagent der US-Regierung. Die ‘Kommission’ war von Phil Aitcheson in Virginia einberufen worden.Die übrige Welt geht davon aus, daß Elvis am 16. August 1977 in seiner Villa in Memphis tot aufgefunden wurde. Die Fan-Kommission hat andere Thesen: Der Tote war nicht Elvis Presley, sondern ein Vetter seines Managers; in dem Sarg lag eine Wachsfigur; Elvis wurde 1970 von dem damaligen US-Präsidenten Nixon zum Spezialagenten ehrenhalber mit Sonderaufgaben ernannt.

Hallo, es ist richtig, 750.000 Menschen besuchen jedes Jahr
Graceland. Davon sind allenfalls 2% echte Fans, was auch immer
"echte" Fans sein mögen. Die Mehrzahl der Besucher besichtigt
Graceland wie andere Neu-Schwanstein, den Louvre oder sonst eine
der berühmten Sehenswürdigkeiten auf dieser Welt. Nicht jeder, der
das Königsschloss Neu-Schwanstein besucht, ist gleich ein Königstreuer.

Heute (7. 6. 2002) vor 20 Jahren wurde Graceland der Öffentlichkeit
zugänglich gemacht.

Von den zahlreichen Bewohnern in Memphis, die ich fragte, ob sie
schon in Graceland waren, antworteten höchstens 2% mit JA.

Eins ist ganz sicher: Elvis ist tot"!

Ein Info-Piepser vom Bird

Hallo, ja man hört halt soviel von Elvis, und wer IHN angeblich schon alles gesehen haben soll. Die Sache mit dem Agenten vom CIA habe ich auch schon gehört, Vielleicht liegt es daran, dass ich zu viele amerikanische Filme geschaut habe, aber das Bild was man von einem solchen Agenten hat, kann eigentlich nie das Bild von Elvis sein, der ja mittlerweile auch schon 67!!! ist. Es kommt nun mal sehr selten vor, dass sich übergewichtige Männer im gesetzten Alter in Taucheranzüge zwängen, um unentdeckt an Bord eines russischen Marinebootes zu kommen, um dort die gesamte Mannschaft auszuschalten, die gerade den Atomaren Sprengkopf klar gemacht haben. Hey, jetzt werdet ihr sagen, Elvis hat ja sicherlich einen Schreibtischjob beim CIA - was für ein Abstieg. Zudem kommt es wahrscheinlich doch eher selten vor, dass genau diese Schreibtischtäter mal eben den Präsidenten ausknipsen dürfen, die können wohl von allen am besten schießen.
Will sagen, ER IST TOT. Er hat sich seine Ruhe verdient. Solange man damit noch Geld verdienen kann, wird es immer ein paar Spinner geben, die behaupten, sie hätten Elvis gesehen. Ich meine, da finden Archäologen in der Wüste Gobi ein Punzenhaar, und es stellt sich heraus, dass genau dieses Haar von einem Dionsaurier stammt, der als er vor 47.000.000 Jahren ausgestorben ist, nochmal gefurzt hat, bevor er das zeitliche segnete. Und dann soll es nicht möglich sein herauszufinden ob Elvis tot ist? Nein, es will gar keiner wissen, weil es immer noch profitgeile Heinis gibt, die sich an Elvis nocht nicht satt verdient haben. Dabei wäre es vergleichsweise sehr einfach es herauszufinden.
Macht es mal gut Leute, vielleicht sehen wir uns nachher ja noch im Chat.

Das ist ja nun ein Beweis!

Freitag, 16. August 2002 / Interview mit Elvis "Sind die alle bekloppt?"

Erste Gerüchte, Elvis Presley könnte seinen Tod nur vorgetäuscht haben, waren bereits wenige Tage nach seinem Tod am 16. August 1977 aufgekommen. Seither gab es immer wieder Berichte angeblicher "Sichtungen" des "Kings" in aller Welt. Sogar vermeintliche Fotos des Idols tauchten auf. Doch keine Aussage und kein Bild hielten einer Prüfung stand. Erst n-tv.de ist es jetzt, 25 Jahre nach seinem angeblichen Ableben, gelungen, Elvis ausfindig zu machen. Der heute 67 Jahre alte Sänger lehnte zunächst jedes Interview ab. Schließlich stand er doch für ein kurzes exklusives Telefongespräch zur Verfügung.Per E-Mail hat Elvis n-tv.de dieses aktuelle Foto von sich zukommen lassen. Es zeigt ihn bei der Lektüre alter Kritiken.

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n-tv.de: Herr Presley, wo leben Sie im Moment?

Elvis: Das möchte ich nicht sagen.

n-tv.de: Ihre Millionen Fans würden es aber doch gerne wissen. Wenigstens ein kleiner Hinweis ...

Elvis: (Summt "In the Ghetto".) O.k., seit kurzem lebe ich in Süddeutschland. Good old Germany, you know. Ich wollte einfach nochmal gerne Friedberg (hier war Elvis während seines Militärdienstes in Deutschland stationiert, Anm. d. Red.) sehen.

n-tv.de: Was haben Sie in den Jahren zuvor gemacht?

Elvis: Och, das kann ich nun wirklich nicht alles erzählen ...

n-tv.de: Gut, nur ein paar Stationen. Wo sind Sie nach Ihrem angeblichen Tod 1977 untergetaucht?

Elvis: Well, da bin ich nach Südamerika. Mann, das war vielleicht eine Odyssee. Und scheiße sah ich da aus mit dieser lächerlichen Verkleidung.

n-tv.de: Verkleidung?

Elvis: Ich konnte schließlich nicht raus gehen: Hallo, ich bin’s, der King! Also habe ich mir so ein wallendes Hippie-Gewand angezogen. Keine gute Idee. Zwei Stunden haben mich diese blöden Beamten am Flughafen nach Drogen gefilzt.

n-tv.de: Haben Sie welche gefunden?

Elvis: Natürlich nicht. Ich habe nie Drogen genommen.

n-tv.de: Und Sie hat niemand erkannt?

Elvis: Dank meiner Gesichtsoperationen nicht. Ich habe mir sogar die Haare und Kotletten abgeschnitten. (Er seufzt.)

n-tv.de: Weshalb haben Sie das alles auf sich genommen und Ihren Tod vorgetäuscht?

Elvis: Ich hatte die Schnauze einfach gestrichen voll. All die Gerüchte, diese nervigen Leibwächter, die dämlichen TV-Shows und dieser ganze Graceland-Quatsch. Ich wollte einfach nur weg.

n-tv.de: Wie haben Sie sich nach Ihrem Abtauchen durchgeschlagen?

Elvis: Ach, mal dies, mal das. Ich habe lange auf einer Farm als Traktorfahrer gearbeitet. Da kamen mir meine Trucker-Erfahrungen zugute. In den Neunzigern habe ich auch privaten Tanzunterricht gegeben. Was meinen Sie, wo Shakira (kolumbianische Popsängerin, Anm. d. Red.) Ihre Tanzschwünge her hat. (Er lacht.)

n-tv.de: Und sonst?

Elvis: Eine Zeit lang habe ich versucht, als Elvis-Imitator ein bisschen Geld zu verdienen. Das hat aber nicht so richtig geklappt.

n-tv.de: Herr Presley, noch heute werden mit Ihrem Namen und Ihrer Musik Millionen verdient ...

Elvis: Das wird alles von den Verwaltern meines Vermögens durchgebracht. Aber das war Teil des Deals, als ich abgetaucht bin – sie kriegen die Kohle und halten dafür die Klappe.

n-tv.de: Ihre Tochter Lisa Marie hat soeben wieder geheiratet. Haben Sie sich gefreut, als Sie davon gehört haben?

Elvis: Oh, yes. Wunderbar, dass mein Pummelchen einen Mann (den Schauspieler Nicolas Cage, Anm. d. Red.) gefunden hat, der sie, glaube ich, glücklich machen wird. Zumal ich bei der Hochzeit mit diesem Jackson, dieser Pappnase – ho, ho, ein Wortspiel – wirklich sauer war, das können Sie mir glauben. King of Pop, was bildet der sich ein, dieser Lackaffe. (Lisa Marie Presley war 20 Monate mit dem Popsänger Michael Jackson verheiratet, Anm. d. Red.)

n-tv.de: Sie sind heute 67 Jahre alt. Wie geht es Ihnen?

Elvis: Ich kann nicht klagen. Nach meiner Hüftoperation zieht nur meine Leiste gelegentlich.

n-tv.de: Hüftoperation?

Elvis: Ich habe seit fünf Jahren ein künstliches Hüftgelenk. Die Ärzte hatten eine postpelvistische Fraktur festgestellt.

n-tv.de: Was denken Sie über den ganzen Hype, der jetzt um Ihren angeblichen 25. Todestag gemacht wird?

Elvis: Nun ja, natürlich erfüllt mich das ein bisschen mit Stolz. Aber andererseits: Dass die Leute aus aller Herren Länder durch mein Wohnzimmer in Graceland latschen, das finde ich ziemlich irritierend. Sind die alle bekloppt?

n-tv.de: Was sind Ihre Zukunftspläne, haben Sie noch Träume?

Elvis: Wissen Sie, heute würde ich doch gerne noch einmal nach Graceland zurück, mir selbst ansehen, wie sich alles verändert hat. Ich glaube, mit zunehmenden Alter werde ich etwas sentimental. Selbst meine alten Scheiben habe ich neulich mal wieder rausgekramt. (Er singt: "You ain’t nothing but a hound dog crying all the time".) Aber das mit Graceland wäre zu riskant. Vielleicht war auch dieses Interview schon ein Fehler. Sind wir endlich mal fertig?

n-tv.de: Ja, nur eine Frage noch, die sicher alle brennend interessiert: Wer liegt in Ihrem Sarg?

Elvis: (Lacht laut.) Das kann ich Ihnen leider nicht verraten ...

n-tv.de: Aber, Herr Presley ...

Elvis: No way. (Er legt auf.)

n-tv.de: Danke für das Gespräch.

(Das Interview führten Volker Probst und Tom Willimowski.)

<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Quelle :www.n-tv.de / www.elvisfever.at.tf

Ich frage mich allen Ernstes was dieser Mist soll?

Ein total bescheuertes Bild und ein noch bescheuerteres Interview. Soll das eine Satire sein? Selbst dafür ist es eigentlich zu schlecht...

Ich dachte, n-tv wäre einigermaßen seriös?

Ich frage mich allen Ernstes was dieser Mist soll?

Ein total bescheuertes Bild und ein noch bescheuerteres Interview. Soll das eine Satire sein? Selbst dafür ist es eigentlich zu schlecht...

Ich dachte, n-tv wäre einigermaßen seriös?

Da haben manche Leute scheinbar noch mehr Langeweile als wir!!!

N-TV? diese spinner. von wegen seriöse Berichterstattung, da kann ich mir auch die 2000 Nachrichten von RTL2 ansehen.
siehe auch meinem posting vom 17.07.02 - die wollen doch alle nur kohle machen!!

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Is Elvis Presley Alive?

There are many reasons to believe that Elvis Presley is dead. When the only arguments to believe otherwise come from crazed fans and supermarket tabloids, it is easy to dismiss the possibility that the King is still among us. However, the circumstances surrounding Elvis's alleged death are quite mysterious and beg closer attention. As it turns out, there are many concrete reasons to believe that the King is still alive.

The Gravesite.
For Starters, Elvis's name is spelled wrong on his headstone. Elvis's full name is Elvis Aron Presley, but on his grave his middle name is spelled incorrectly with two a's. His father would not have let this happen. When Elvis was born, his name was misspelled on his birth certificate, and his father went to great lengths to get the error corrected. The unique spelling of Elvis's name was important to the Presley family.

Elvis's current "resting place" is in between his father and his grandmother and not next to his mother where he had adamantly requested. It is doubtful that the people close to him would allow these things to happen. Elvis is a superstitious man - enough so that he wouldn't tempt fate by putting his real name on a tombstone, or violate the ground next to his mother until he was ready to be placed there for good.

Death Certificate.
Elvis was very vain, and he was embarrassed about his recent weight gain - an astonishing 50 pounds in the month before his so-called death. Even though he weighed about 250 pounds at the time of his "death," his death certificate lists him at a spry 170 pounds. The original death certificate disappeared, and the current death certificate is dated two months after his alleged death.

The Wax Body Theory.
This argument is very convincing when the facts are considered. Elvis's coffin required several pall bearers because it weighed 900 pounds. Attendants of the funeral reported that the air around the coffin was rather cool. It is suspected that the coffin contained an air conditioning unit to keep a wax body cool - a wax body that was a replica of the King designed to fool funeral-goers. And how did the Presley family get a 900 pound, custom made coffin ready for a funeral that was held on the day after his death? It takes a lot of time to build such an elaborate coffin.

And why have the funeral so quickly? Some speculate that the immediacy was intended to make it as difficult as possible for the people who were Elvis's biggest fans (heads of fan clubs, etc.) to attend the proceedings. It could be a concern that they might recognize the flaws in the wax replica.

Elvis was an 8th degree black belt whose hands were rough with calluses, yet the body in the coffin had hands that were soft and pudgy. The body in the coffin had a pug nose and arched eyebrows (unlike Elvis) and most importantly, one of the sideburns on the "corpse" was loose and falling off. A hairdresser later reported gluing the sideburn back on the body.

Unusual Behavior.
Two hours after Elvis's death was announced publicly, a man who reportedly looked remarkably like Elvis purchased a ticket for Buenos Aeries, paid in cash, and used the name John Burrows: the same name Elvis had used as an alias several times before.

Elvis had a few books that were considered to be his most prized possessions. He had a bible, several pharmaceutical books, books on death, and most importantly Chiro's Book of Numbers and The Autobiography of Yogi which I will explain more about later. After Elvis's death was announced, these books disappeared and were never recovered.

In the weeks preceding his alleged death, Elvis's actions were not those of a man who was about to embark on an extensive US tour. He ordered no new suits despite having gained 50 pounds since his last tour, and he bid "adios" at his last show in Hawaii. He had never done this before. Adios, like the French adieu, has the significance of being a final good-bye as opposed to an "I'll be seeing you on my next tour" kind of good-bye.

Others were intrigued by the King's decision to sign a lucrative TV deal with NBC that would cover the tour. It was unprecedented for a network to pay such a large amount up front, in cash, for such a deal. Many wonder why Elvis even agreed to the deal since his vanity discouraged him from making public appearances due to his obesity.

RCA showed uncanny (and unbelievable) foresight by mass producing millions of Elvis's current and previous recordings and merchandise. This is standard practice for an act that is about to go on tour, but the numbers in this case were beyond reasonable expectations. The announcement of Elvis's death caused record sales to skyrocket.

Elvis did other unusual things that created suspicion. First, he fired several employees that he had relied upon for a long time. Also, two days before his alleged death, Elvis telephoned a friend of his named Miss Foster. He told her that he wasn't planning on going on the upcoming tour. She asked him if he had canceled it, and he said that he had not. When she asked if he was ill, he said that he was fine, and that she should not ask any more questions or tell anyone anything, and that she should not believe anything she read. He told her that his troubles would all soon be over, and that he would call her in a few weeks. The author of Elvis Where Are You? writes that Miss Foster took a polygraph test regarding this story, and that she was not lying.

The day after Elvis's alleged death, a woman named Lucy De Barbon, a former lover of Elvis, received a single rose in the mail. The card indicated that the flower was from "El Lancelot." This had been her pet name for Elvis, and it was a name that no one else knew. Flowers can't be sent from beyond the grave. This was Elvis's way of letting her know that he was not dead, even though he didn't want to be found.

Chiro's Book of Numbers.
Elvis had a fascination with numerology - an interest he fed by reading Chiro's Book of Numbers. The theory that the King orchestrated his death is further supported when considering the significance of the date of his alleged death. The date in question is August 16,1977. By adding the numbers in the date, 8, 16, and 1977, you get 2001. This is the title of Elvis' favorite movie in which the hero plans his immortality in the bathroom. Elvis spent a considerable amount of time doing the same: planning his afterlife on the john. Elvis spent so much time in the bathroom that he had his toilet converted into a reclining comfy chair. Coincidentally, the bathroom is also where Elvis's body was reportedly found.

Given Elvis's religious affiliation (Christianity), he had a fascination with things that come in threes i.e. father, son, and holy ghost. The sum of the digits from his favorite film (2+0+0+1) is three. Let's consider the triad of the repetition of the number 24. 2001 (favorite film) less 1977 (year of death) is 24. The two numbers from the day of death (8/16) when added up equal 24. The sum of the digits in the year of death (1+9+7+7) also equals 24. That is 3 occurrences of the number 24 which is divisible by 3, and when divided by three the result, 8 has a perfect cubed root (2x2x2=.

Elvis loved numerology, and when you consider the numeric significance of the date of his alleged death, it is clear that if indeed he did plan to fake his death, he could not have chosen a better date.

Motive.
Elvis had many reasons to fake his death. Elvis's life was in danger. He had recently lost $10,000,000 in an airplane/real estate deal with a California based organization called the "Fraternity" that had links to the Mafia. It is speculated that he corroborated with the government to expose the organized crime ring in exchange for protection - perhaps in the form of a new life and identity compliments of the witness relocation program.

In addition, Elvis was a prisoner of his own fame. He had many other reasons to leave his life behind. Because of his incredible popularity, he was the recipient of several death threats, and he was concerned about the safety of his wife and daughter. Sometimes when he wanted to leave Graceland, he would send out look-alikes to distract would be followers. Elvis was also known to ride in the trunk of someone else's car to avoid detection. Once, when he fell ill in Las Vegas, he couldn't get proper medical attention because the hospital was overwhelmed by fans.

At the time of his alleged death, Elvis was nearing the end of his career. He was 42, his hair was graying, he was grossly overweight, and his voice was starting to weaken. He was going down hill, and he was too proud to go out with a whimper. He would never want his fans to see him in such an unhealthy condition.

Elvis had shown a fascination with death on several occasions. In the days leading up to his alleged death he was reported to have visited funeral homes at odd hours of the night with close friends. Was he doing research? Elvis once faked his death by setting up an elaborate shooting in which a would be killer fired blanks at Elvis who had a blood pack which he discharged. It was Elvis's intention to see how the people closest to him would react to his death. Perhaps what he learned convinced him to do it for real.

Finally, one of Elvis' favorite books is the spiritual Autobiography of Yogi. One of the central themes of this book is the relinquishing of one's wealth and earthly possessions to achieve spiritual oneness. Elvis could do this, as well as address his other concerns of sanity and safety by faking his death and living in exile.

Means.
Elvis had the means to fake his own death. He is accused of destroying himself with drugs. In reality, Elvis was a pharmaceutical expert. He took a lot of drugs, but he knew what he was doing and was extremely careful. He knew what drugs he could self-administer to create a deathlike state. Further, Elvis's experience with the martial arts was such that he could slow his heart rate and breathing in order to feign death.

Elvis's manager, Colonel Tom Parker, had once created a new identity for himself. He came to this county as an illegal immigrant from Holland, but through various connections managed to create an elaborate identity complete with a passport, birth certificate, drivers license, and social security number. He would have known how to give Elvis a second life.

In addition to Elvis's ties to the government through his testimony against the Fraternity, Elvis was known to interact with the President of the United States. He was reported in government documents to use the name John Burrows as an alias when he wanted to travel. Some people believe that Elvis worked for the government as a drug agent. He did, after all have extensive contact with many people in the music business who, as we know, tend to dabble in illegal substances. (Remember Payola?.. ) And, of course, we must allow that Elvis's connections to the government gave him access to the Witness Relocation Program. If they can turn the Simpsons into the Thompsons, they can relocate anybody.

No New Music, Orion?
Many believe that Elvis couldn't have given up performing cold turkey. I imagine that after a while the desire to perform grew once he started his life in exile. The story of Orion supports the theory that Elvis attempted an incognito comeback.

Shortly after Elvis's death, a masked singer by the name of Orion emerged on the scene. He was big like Elvis, and he sang just like Elvis. Because of the mask, no one could tell his true identity. One fan described seeing Orion from near the stage. She claims that Orion left the stage between songs, and when he appeared moments later the sweat was gone from his armpits and back and she thought that his costume looked slightly different. After the song he left the stage, and the original Orion returned.

Another fan described how she rushed into a tour bus at an Orion show only to see two Orions in the back of the bus. She claimed that one ducked into the bathroom before she could get a good look at him, but he appeared to look like Elvis Presley.

What's even more remarkable is the fictional story called Orion that was written by Gail Brewer-Georgio about a legendary performer who had several identities and wanted to fake his death. The story was written and submitted to the William Morris Agency for publication consideration after Elvis's death and before the real Orion ever performed. As it turns out, there are many ways in which the real Orion mimicked the events as described in the book. For example, the performers' managers had the same name. Also, without knowing it, Brewer-Georgio wrote of events in Orion that had actually taken place in Elvis Presley's life. It was a case of life imitating art.

Picking up the Pieces.
In 1981, 20/20 did an investigation into the circumstances surrounding the alleged death of Elvis Presley. The investigative report was very convincing. Oddly enough, within two weeks of the report, the singer, Orion, disappeared and was never heard from again. The book, Orion disappeared from shelves across the country. It had been recalled by the publisher which was associated with the William Morris Agency. Incidentally, the William Morris Agency is the same agency that represented Elvis Presley.

I even tried to order a copy of the book, but was unable to. The woman at the book store said she couldn't tell me why.......

It seems that Elvis Presley is worth more dead than alive. By faking his death and relocating with a new identity, he is safe from his fans and the Fraternity, the government can make a solid case against the organized crime ring, and RCA, Elvis's family, and Elvis's management can all reap immense financial benefits from the attention.

That is... except for one benefit. No one has collected on his life insurance policy.

Was that really Elvis's daughter or an imposter kissing the King Of Pop?

ELVIS LIVES DAMMIT

So naturally I don't think Elvis is dead. Just kidding. Think that¹s crazy? Well, maybe it¹s not. A new DNA book proves supposedly beyond any doubt that Elvis Presley is still alive today. This well illustrated book by Bill Beeny, curator of the Elvis is Alive Museum is actually well documented. Working with a Memphis physician's samples of Elvis body tissue for a 1973 AND another 1975 biopsy test were used. They compared these tissues with a sample taken from the body that was buried at Elvis's funeral.

How they obtained the deceased's DNA is beyond me but these specimens proved that the samples were definitely from two different people. To me, not knowing where tissue samples came from AFTER he died (supposedly) especially considering the Enquirer and others swear the body was a wax dummy, didn't add up. BUT, that info is clarified in the book. The book has over 50 exhibits and pictures. There are 100's of reasons why Elvis would fake his death here too. To top it all off, after further investigation they say Priscilla Presley even fooled the world with her own conspiracy by substituting a stand in for Lisa Marie Presley when she was just nine years old. At that time Priscilla took the real Lisa to Europe to avoid public scrutiny and placed her in a foster home.

The fake Lisa is who married Michael Jackson. The real Lisa Marie is married too, has a couple children and now wants to be restored to her rightful identity. Sounds like a movie for Cinemax to me. You can see for yourself HERE. If you ask me, you will discover once and for all that Elvis is being held in China for revealing Kung Fu secrets. He ain't dead. And they want to prove it to you for the mere price of $9.95. About a fake Lisa, there was a news article on that subject released in recent years. The next thing you know, Tupac will release a new albums.

So next time you¹re on I-70 around Wright City, Missouri you might want to stop at the 50¹s Cafe, order a Hound Dog Hot Dog or two and find out for yourself if Elvis has really left the building.

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